I was in San Fran. Early 2000s. Man gets on the trolly with a big Tower Records bag. Our eyes meet. "You're right, you do recognize me! I was in the biggest rock band in American history. Guess!" No, thank you. I assumed he was crazy. I was on a trolly talking to someone from the biggest band in American history, and I didn't know his face? Not likely. "Really? And what (imaginary) band is that?" But nooooo. He wanted to play. "Guess!" Oh, man. Where's my stop? 1/3