"We are an unapologetically progressive, feminist, and LGBTQ bookstore!" immediately followed by, "Do not call, email, or even bother to ask if we'll carry your book. We don't do consignment, we don't stock self-published books, and we only order from traditional publishers. If we wanted to stock your book, we would." 🫠🫠🫠 *Cries in local, queer indie author* okay.