“Oooo I have these and they smell AMAZING!” Me: “Ok good! This is a white elephant gift for my event tomorrow night with women I’ve never met before.” “Oh really? What’s the event for?” Me: “Well, I host alc free events for women who don’t center their social life around alcohol.” “Omg I want to come!” I finished packing my groceries, swung my shopping cart around to the end of her register, and grabbed my phone while she rang up the next customer in line 👇