So you know how in older films when a woman has a black eye she would lie and say “I walked into a door”? Did we ever consider the possibility that she actually did walk into a door? Basically this post is my way of saying I walked into a door, or rather I opened the door into my face 🌚

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2024-12-12 11:56

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Emma Donnelly
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13 小時內	Ginger Smith glsmithnp	My dog jumped up as I was bending down to pick up her toy to throw it. Got me right on my eyebrow with the top of her granite-hard skull, nearly knocked me out. I was 8.5 months pregnant, thought "not one person is going to believe that the DOG did it!"