Stressful life!

They take longer to get ready.

They want you to treat them like your their mommy but don’t want you to act like their mother

That if you don't do it, it won't get done.

Don't do it.

I do actually have a favorite mug and I'm super possessive of it. I have a specific way of loading the dishwasher. The only way. I'll get violent over a thermostat.

You can live with someone and simultaneously live alone at the same time.

You have to tell them to do literally everything u want them to do in every minute detail or they wont do it or say “well i didnt know u wanted me to do that” “i cant read your mind” (no common sense)

That I really am meant to be alone.

Separate bathrooms keep the peace!