Rumored Taylor Swift Cleveland itinerary:
• hop off the private jet at Lake Burkefront and immediate ice skating in public square
• problematic brunch at Townhall
• block off the afternoon to pet cats at Affogato cat cafe (DUH)
• tailgate and blackout sesh at the Muni lot
• surprise guest appearance at Brewnut’s Taylor Swift Fest and a round of dones on Travis!
• Zoo lights in incognito mode and then back to momma Kelce’s for a slumber party
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