1/6 - Okay, so I’m officially living in a simulation because what just happened is too crazy to be real. I’m out bakery hopping, grabbing an iced strawberry matcha latte and croissants, when a woman taps me on the shoulder and says, “Excuse me, are you the one who posted about the drama that went down in Sydney?” Before I could even respond, she slides a sealed envelope into my hand, whispers, “You know what to do,” and WALKS AWAY.