She could show off to my posh Auntie Doris is what I thought, she’ll like that will our mother, showing off to our posh Auntie Doris, “Oh yes” she’ll say with a haughty air, “those plates were hand painted in Greece you know" I spent all bloody week walking to and fro between the gift shops in old Rhodes Town trying to find one in her colour scheme, which was difficult as this was the 1970s and our living room didn’t have so much of a colour scheme that you’d put your finger on