God: alright little guy get on out there 1st Penguin: thank you for creating me. I’m so excited to take to the sky with my fellow birds God: oh my me you are gonna hate me 1st Penguin: wait I can’t fly?? What good am I? What was the point of creating me? God: do you know what a hot pocket is? 1st Penguin: ….yes? God: ok yeah you are basically that, but for killer whales