Burbank doesn’t have any flights that go anywhere I’m going? People tell me this “trick” every time and I’ve honestly yet to find a flight departing from BUR to anywhere I’ve needed to go. The truly great thing about LAX is that you can get a direct flight to pretty much anywhere on the planet and there are probably several a day. But if more flights left from BUR, that line won’t look like that anymore.

My favorite thing about Burbank is no one realizes how short the runways are so when we land in Burbank, everyone thinks we’re going to die

Ssssh! Don’t tell anyone!!

No direct flights to any important places and no lounge. No thanks.