"Something in this milk ain't clean!" And you best believe I use it too 🤭🤭

“It’s colder than a witch’s tent in Siberia!” She was also a master of profanity. I miss her

My Grandma, who lived to the ripe old age of 101, was born in 1919. She was colourblind and to her the grey storm clouds looked apple green. She would say it was positively marvellous! Everything to her was marvellous, if you got told you did something marvellous then you knew you'd done her proud.

She’s always shouting “hot dog!”

Be good. If you can’t be good, be careful. If you can’t be careful, buy a pram.

My Gran used to say... 'is that hard to sing? Because it's hard to listen to'. She was a fair critic.

“I’m gonna box your ears” when she was mad. Never did. 😅

"you know what happens when you assume? you make an ass out of u and me" 😭

There are several that are favorites: “It’s cold enough to hang meat in here.” “I would’ve dolled up, but that’s about as senseless as putting lace on a mule.” “Ugly as sin.” When she saw how many toys were in my son’s room (he’s an only child) her response was: “that boy has more toys than 4 widows combined.”

If we lost something and asked her where it was, my grandma was always entirely unbothered and would reply “I saw it chasing the cat around the house”. She didn’t even have a cat