Our ever-inquisitive 5-year-old is quickly deconstructing the idea of Santa 🎅. Each question he asks puts us into an ever deepening mythological hole. How long did your kids hold onto the story? When did your parents drop the ball? At this rate, I’m not sure how much longer we have because I just had to explain how Santa has a skeleton key, universal fob, and fireproof pants—all of which he is skeptical of… 😬