Last night I took the 10.45pm train from Charing Cross back to Hastings. The display board warned that this train was often standing room only. Thankfully, I found a seat - and was then surrounded by drunken revellers screaming the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody. All the way to Tonbridge. As they screeched “MAMA, just KILLED a MAN” for the umpteenth time, I’d have happily killed every last one of them. Merry Christmas! Bah! Humbug!