In all seriousness…. JAPAN: Could you give me actual onsen recommendations for tattoos. Now, I don’t mean for people who have ONE or two tattoos. I mean for people who are like myself and COVERED. Meaning neck, back, chest, arms, hands and legs. I leave in 1 month and I’m so tired of these “tattoo friendly…” bs posts and the person has a mini tattoo on their arm. No thanks. I want REAL places for people who can’t hide their tattoos with patches. Help