My body hates me. I've had mirena coils since 2011 and been on testosterone for just over a year. I'm a trans man who is now in his menopause. The last time I had a period, David Cameron was in Downing Street and Obama was in the White House. But no, my body decides to celebrate 13 months on T by having a nice wee menstrual bleed for itself. Fuck me rigid with a chainsaw, mate; why now? I've got to go and buy bloody sanitary pads, and wear girl pants under my boxers? Not cool, body, not cool.