Person: *offers me not vegan food• Me: *as politely as I can* Oh my goodness you’re so kind, but no thank you. Person: but why, you don’t like (whatever non vegan food offered)? You on a diet? Are you allergic? Me: well, it’s just that I’m vegan. But truly I appreciate you offering. People overhearing: YoU kNoW hOW to kNOw soMEOnEs vEGAn? THEY’LL teLL yOU wIThoUt eVEn aSkiNG!! Veganuary