I am begging everyone who hides their kitchen trash inside a fancy cabinet to 1) remember that people visiting their house don't know where that cabinet is via psychic powers, or 2) label that cabinet. I swear I'm gonna write up a comprehensive How To/Where Is guide if I ever secure my own home.

I was using my friend's toilet and when I went in there the lid was up so I just left it up and then she comes to me, brings me to the bathroom and I'm afraid oh God I forgot to flush or something and she just points to it and is like you need to shut the toilet lid after you go to the bathroom because it puts bacteria into the air. It was so embarrassing and patronizing how she went about it too. I'm not this person's friend anymore for other reasons but God damn smh.

That's not your autistic pet peeves That's just they are X-Men pretending to be normal/s