Intrusive Thought No.4080: I’m going to befriend one of these people that let their dogs take dumps in the park without picking up after them. I will learn what makes them laugh and what makes them cry. I’ll binge watch whatever crap show they likely find entertaining only to further solidly our bond. Then..Finally when I’ve earned an invite to (insert crap show) potluck. I TAKE A DUMP ON THEIR FLOOR