Come to Chattanooga

I just saw a clip of you with a swimming pig! Thats the coolest thing I’ve ever seen!! New Years is Nashville is tame compared to that. Usually drunk girls in pretty dresses and cowboy boots puking into their guys cowboy hats and singing waaay off key. But please, if yall go, if someone doesn’t look right, check on them. Might save their life. Happy New Year!

Fuck that. All the amateur drinkers are out. Day drinking maybe but home by sunset.