Things I’ve seen since visiting family in country Australia: • A Christmas pop up shop in the middle of the shopping centre selling racks of t-shirts with ‘Temu Slut’ printed on them (in Temu orange, of course). Almost bought one. • Lines out the door for Kmarts Boxing Day sales (I was in line waiting with the sunburnt throng). • So many fancy thongs. Bows, glitter, bright pinks and blues. After being mostly shoeless for the week, I felt like a true lady when I tried on my grandmas pair. 💅