POV: Went on 3 dates. The 2nd one was a breakfast date after church that didn’t end until halftime of the 7 PM game. After the 3rd date, he texted me saying he didn’t see a future for us. I said, “Cool,” even though it felt like a temper tantrum because I didn’t sleep with him. Deleted the thread immediately—new boys don’t get programmed. Fast forward 36 hours: he asked me to the movies. Then came the random “Do you miss me?” texts, followed by “Did you call me?” and butt dials. Boy. Please.