That's a nice boob you have there, be a shame if someone STOMPED on it with their entire weight.

I've described it as "a kettlebell balanced on chopsticks"

I recently went through a doctor appointment and mammogram because my cat used to stomp on my chest every night. I thought I had a painful lump. Nope, just a t!t stomping cat.

Why does it hurt so much when they step on you? Like tiny stabbing!