If I could bring one person from the past to today it would be Henry VIII. Not for any benevolent reasons, but so he would have to learn that Mary and Elizabeth were his true heirs, that the most successful/longest-reigning monarchs who followed him were all women, and that the Anglican church now ordains women. I just wanna troll the old sexist.

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一小時內	knitpurr	It would also be fun to explain to him which party determines the sex of a baby 🤯
2 小時內	Kelly Moonchild moonchild2plus2is4	Then can we behead him?
2 小時內	Joey Lee Jones Hawthorne stratocaster_laserblaster	Would be kinda funny if this scenario scrooged him and time-displaced Henry VIII got like really woke about feminism, frantically reading Judith Butler and Andrea Dworkin. Would be a good C-plot in futurama I think
3 小時內	Olivia Maria Schaaf oliviamariaschaaf	And that a musical about the women he married and discarded in which he gets dragged through the mud is a huge international success!
3 小時內	Jessica Helmer poealmighty	While we show him all this can we just have the “I’m Henry the eight I am” song just softly playing in a loop behind him so he knows how he’s basically a joke for all of time?
4 小時內	Rebecca Shaw kiwibeca001	He would absolutely hate that his daughter by, of all people Anne Boleyn turned out to be so much like him in character and in the way she ruled, and that she was the most successful monarch of all his children. He would also deeply resent that he son died before he was ever of an age to marry and produce sons of his own, securing the dynasty. I love your thinking. 😉❤️
4 小時內	Mary Valentine Jetter maryjetter	I want to ask him why he picked my 14th great grandfather to be his designated butt-wiper (groom of the stool).
5 小時內	Ashley Kline aekline15	And inform him that history looks on his wives with sympathy because of his horrible treatment of them, while he’s remembered for being obese and having a rotten leg.
6 小時內	Bernadette bowies_girl	In addition to the father determining the gender of the child, I’ve read a theory that he also had a genetic condition which contributed the number of miscarriages, stillbirth etc that those poor women endured. I’d like to see some genetic testing done on him
10 小時內	Myra Mains myra_mains_writer	I’d read the hell outta this