Your automatic replies are set. I am working December 30 & 31.

I had a meeting to book a wedding the day after my first child was born. I don’t even know if I booked it.

no one asked you cretin

Congrats, want a cookie.

And I get to smoke weed and game all day. Thanks for your tax dollars, slave.

If you have as little free time as you seem to be saying. You don't own your business, your business owns you.

Sometimes I read dumb shit on this app and this one took the cake. 🫵🏻

And that’s a problem to who? You? Not everyone wants to run their own fucking business, dude. Some people want to be employees that have benefits and can check out of their job whenever they get off work.