2024-12-30 17:34
A conversation with alcohol:
Me, sitting down at bar: I'll have a Manhattan!
Alcohol: This is going to make you feel very tired, and dehydrated.
Me, sitting at table for dinner: I'll have a red wine!
Alcohol: This is going to make you more tired, and also give you a headache.
Me: Sure, another round!
Alcohol: You are going to feel like crap tomorrow, due to lack of sleep and low-grade poisoning.
Me: Ah yes, an after dinner drink would hit the spot.
Alcohol:....
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