Al on his balcony taking in the fucking night When off in the distance he saw such a sight It landed on the roof with a mighty fucking clatter I sprang over the bar to see what was the matter. I heard above the balcony the fucking racket of hoof Eight fucking reindeer stood upon the fucking roof In the chimney there came a mighty loud rumble I grabbed my knife, back down the stairs I did tumble A short fat man in sooted red fur cap and suit stood in The Gem with a fucking bag full of loot 2🎅

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2024-12-31 17:52

Al on his balcony taking in the fucking night When off in the distance he saw such a sight It landed on the roof with a mighty fucking clatter I sprang over the bar to see what was the matter. I heard above the balcony the fucking racket of hoof Eight fucking reindeer stood upon the fucking roof In the chimney there came a mighty loud rumble I grabbed my knife, back down the stairs I did tumble A short fat man in sooted red fur cap and suit stood in The Gem with a fucking bag full of loot 2🎅

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一分鐘內	W Earl Brown wearlbrown	‘Al!” I yelled. “What in all of fucking perdition… …looks like a road agent working without your permission” “Bring him upstairs” Al growled with malice “I’ll teach him to upend my golden chalice” The rotund elf put up a mighty fucking fight Kicking and pleading as I dragged him up the flight “Who the fuck sent you?” screamed Swearingen ‘I’ll ask you but once Fat Man and I’ll not ask again” Fear gripped him as he pondered escape out the door I saw him shudder as piss pooled onto the floor 3🎅