I think you really should set an attainable resolution—this isn’t it, my friend.

please come back to this if that happens so we know how many days y'all lasted

For the love of God, why did we stop saying guns and start saying pew pews? 🤯

So I’m curious. What is the main excuse people use when they’re caught in that situation? Oh, I forgot it was there? I didn’t know it was illegal? I didn’t think you’d find it?

Question: is king cake allowed in carry-on luggage? I’m flying during Mardi Gras season and want to bring one to share w family

I promise I won’t. I don’t have any pre-pews to carry on anyway. And I also haven’t flown in a couple of years. We will be flying to Ireland next year though except that will be out of YYC. So we’re “good to go.”

What about in our checked luggage?

That part 😭

One time I really confused a few TSA agents because I brought a pineapple in my carry-on

What about....?