Don't worry, Labour Government has a plan to eliminate pensioners by then. They've started this year by freezing loads of pensioners to death and next year they'll come up with something else, perhaps stop pensioners annual increases, or something like that.

There’s still time to delete this bud 🥴

Oh dear. No they won’t. They could be alive New Years 2100. 3000 would make them nearly a thousand years old!!