New Year’s social media resolutions 🎉 BE ANGRIER ONLINE: There is far too much positivity in social media. Stand up to it. Be the change you want to see in the world! GET OFFENDED MORE EASILY. People’s intent is dead simple to parse. Always assume the worst in people and take things personally by default! CLOSE YOUR MIND. Nobody has interesting thoughts except you. The internet was created for you specifically. Everyone else is an NPC who exists only to give you likes 👍