Smdh. The drunks in my living room got quiet. Which alerted me to go check on my partner and our guests. I found them in the backyard, talking to the goat. Apparently the plan was to take the goat for a walk around town. My oldest child , who is also drunk, was putting a collar on the goat. I rained on their party and ushered them back into the garage. We are not walking the poor goat while drunk. This is why I stayed sober.