My ex is mad because when I excitedly told him about my new friend T yesterday, he, for some reason I don’t understand, assumed I meant I was pursuing a romantic and sexual relationship with T. Who lives states away. And is in a nearly decade long relationship with a man. Who I never mentioned anything even remotely close to implying I’m pursuing a relationship with her. Like holy fucking shit this has been my life the last 5 years 🫠 Friends w someone?! You must be cheating!! Like what the fuck.