**Text from Oldest Daughter** Oldest: "Dad, do you have this perfume!?" *Send photo of Burberry Her* Me: "Baby, men wear cologne. But no, i dont but I do have this!" *Send a Photo of Burberry Him!"* Me: "I have this if you want it, girls can wear it too!" *Sends a photo of Valentino Uomo* Daughter: "Oh you got the good perfume 😍😍! Me: *Sends sassy Santana Gif* "Period!" OD: "Exactlyy!" Me: "You know your father is always gonna smell Goodt!" OD: "nah u do i gotta give u that (1/2)