Since he died I've thought "Oh I gotta call Marshall, he's gonna laugh his ass off... " Or "I need some insight ,wonder what Marshall is gonna tell me that will make me feel less lost." I then remember he's dead. I will never talk to to him again. If you like my stand up you can thank Marshall, he asked me one day "What are you up to with it?" He then told me to write down what I stood for. I had to figure it out, It made me better. He did this 1000 different ways. No TV show without him.

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My husband of 30 years died suddenly this morning and I am fucking lost. I've been in love with him since I was 13 years old. I have no idea what I'm going to do.

If words existed that would ease your pain, I'd say them. Death doesn't care about stats, unfortunately. It arrives when it damned well pleases... The best I can offer is, "You wanna snuggle my Grover?" Love ya man

2 of my friends...remember going camping when we were 15...now 40 odd years later...we still meet for a few beers...a couple of times a year..also other close friends from various stages of my life..Great to catch up

You putts m, you’d never go to war unless it’s with women with penises