...It didn’t start very well for him – half an hour into the journey and we were on the narrow roads near Bolton Abbey when he suddenly stood up in the aisle of the bus and commanded the driver to “stop right here, I need to show the children something”, the bus braked to a halt and we could see the driver in his rear view mirror, mouthing something that we kids shouldn’t have heard, both buses pulled off the narrow road onto a grass verge, ploughing up the grass and plants therein, forming