Lemme guess…he was probably at least 10-20 years older than you too, huh? Anyways, welcome to premature aging. It ain’t that bad since people don’t expect as much from you so you’re either making them feel good by proving them right (who doesn’t like being right about someone else?!) or by surprising them with your capabilities. It’s a win/win plus you don’t have to try so hard so more like a win/win/win!😉😂🤣

Hope they don’t have sleep paralysis. Realized I should probably elaborate: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_hag

That person who called you an old hag would probably call me a decrepit old bastard lol I’m 60.

It’s the best compliment tbh. Your houseplants thrive, you have jars full of mysterious cool stuff, some elite senior discounts, and people whisper about the mysterious woman in house slippers feeding birds at dawn. It’s you. You’re the legend.

I’m almost 33! Guess that will be me soon 😂😂

Oof. Been called a lot of names by men, reclaiming them ALL.

Embrace the hag era! All I need is a friendly black cat, now if I weren't allergic I'd be set.