10 Things not to do during the honeymoon stage: 1. Don’t move in together. 2. Don’t get married. 3. Don’t have kids. 4. Don’t funnel all your savings into launching a joint lifestyle brand (unless it’s just a crazy amazing idea—then fine). 5. Don’t tattoo your partner’s name on your body. 6. Don’t adopt a dog together. 7. Don’t start a joint Instagram account (unless you’re okay with being the cringe couple that everyone secretly makes fun of—then fine, we need you).