2025-01-08 23:15
Student: You gave me a 0 but I turned in this thing!
Me: Plagiarism, yes?
Student: no
Me: *evidence of plagiarism*
Student:
Me: …but I’ll let you make it up
Student: …okay so maybe you’re right, I’ll redo it
Me: ☺️
Sorry, but 99.9% of high school students aren’t using the word “titular” in an essay about Michael Jackson.