ACCIDENTALLY ADOPTED KITTEN UPDATE: My teen daughter only lets it sleep in her room. This morning she came to me in tears. "Mom, can I go to school late? I've barely slept, this kitten kept me up all night. Like, I got no sleep the whole night YOU (are you sitting down, gentle readers?) COULD NOT POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE NOT BEING ABLE TO SLEEP FOR HOURS AND THEN YOUR ALARM GOES OFF AND YOU ARE FORCED TO GET UP TO GET READY LIKE EVERYTHING IS FINE." Oh my sweet, sweet Summer child.