Breakfast in Bed is the Worst Idea Ever Can we stop romanticizing breakfast in bed? Crumbs everywhere, coffee balancing on a tray like it’s part of a circus act, and somehow syrup ALWAYS ends up in the sheets. Plus, now your mattress smells like bacon grease for a week. I’m sorry, but I’d rather eat standing at the kitchen counter like the gremlin I am. Fight me on this one. Who’s actually enjoying this chaos?