I, a diehard East Coaster, did not enjoy living in Dallas. The only fun day I had in Dallas was when my gay best friend & I took edibles & went to that enormous Medieval Times, & then drove his Dodge Charger an hour into the exurbs at 11pm for some of the best Chinese food you’ve ever had anywhere, including China, in a strip mall between a strip club & a shop called BLONDE HAIR with the windows blacked out. This is legitimately a great day you can have in Dallas & what I recommend to tourists