Dec. 2009-I did Christmas Carol Bingo at one of my regular skilled nursing facilities in Cherry Hill. There was a very old woman in a wheelchair near my keyboard and as I packed up, a well-dressed very distinguished looking man came in and started taking to her. I realized that it was her husband coming to visit her. As I was bending over to put my keyboard into its case, I heard her say, "You have a nice ass." I stopped and thought to myself, "Did she just say I have a nice ass?" 1/2🧵