Went to outback the other day and the waitress asked my 5 year old what he wanted. Waitress: “What would you like to eat buddy” My 5 year old: “well I want chicken nuggets but you don’t have them here so I guess I’ll take a steak” Me 👁️👄👁️ Waitress 👁️👄👁️ Him 👁️👄👁️ Waitress 🤣🤣🤣alright steak it is