Fire up the Grindr or whatever social media apps, Reddit, throw yourself out there, to find nothing or be stupidly shallow or unflexible, to then fire up the porn, grab the lube, get the poppers, and ultimately lose, even though you did get your nut out. Fingers crossed today is different though! 🤣😂🤣

dude why do you have "MDNI" on an app that has a rating of "T for teen" and not a private account