Went to renew my membership at the Pittsburgh Zoo. I get a dual, for me and the Biologist kid. They've renamed it "couple." I reached out. Said this is really uncomfortable. They defended it. "It means a couple of people in a household." No, no it doesn't. It means a romantic pairing. Guess this is the last year of my zoo membership, which is a shame. Because their educational programs, which they've since axed, changed the course of my kid's life.