We went to the movies and had a much better movie play out in person right in front of us when a woman came in and sat down next to another woman (who was clearly there with a guy) seated in front of us, looked over and said “oh y’all are on a date? That’s funny because I’ve got his kid and all his stuff at my house”. It was the best 10 minutes of my life. I ate alllllll my popcorn.