Kiwijokes About Aussies ( I just can't resist) A Kiwi and an Aussie are fishing one afternoon and have a couple of cold beers After a while the Aussie says to the Kiwi, "If I was to sneak over to your house and make wild passionate love to your wife while you were at work, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?" The Kiwi, pondering this for some time, replied "I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."