I clean my work neighbors salon once a month, and the part I spend the most time on, and loathe with every fiber of my being, is the fucking blinds. They are the faux wood ones that every hair in a 20 mile radius clings to. Every time one hair is removed, 10 appear. What?!? How? I want to rip this shit off the windows. Since I cannot, anyone have any epic tips to clean these more effectively and save me from a life if crime?