Today’s installment of “Creepy Conservative Men Who Come Into My DMs Because They Think I’m a Woman” features a guy who really thinks being under 20 is a flex—and that pestering me nonstop will somehow charm me. Spoiler alert: it didn’t. Let’s dive into the cringe, shall we? #CreepyDMs #OnlineWeirdos #PersistenceIsNotKey #InternetFails #StrangeLittleOnions