Were there early signs I’d become a weird folk witch? One time at christian summer camp in the woods they divided all the kids into groups and made us come up with skits to perform mini bible-themed plays. Despite knowing all the bible stories well, I somehow convinced my group to instead act out the plot of “Spanish Train” by Chris de Burgh where Jesus and the Devil play poker over a dead man’s body using souls as currency (the Devil wins). Totally normal child behaviour.