In light of our current political climate, I think it's in my best interest to publicly declare that I'm more often what you'd call a classic early 1900s conservative, you know the kind who used to advocate for protection of national parks, and responsible conservatism of nature and wildlife oh and who believes in a 60% income tax on people earning over $1M a year and shoot Nazis on sight. But hey what do I know my existence is apparently a DEI hire